Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Friday, November 30, 2007

Manly Tattoo

What can be manlier then a pink skull-like butterfly tattoo

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Ahhh, the good old Arnie in not so good old tat.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Texas Boy

White trash, bike and a burning street all finished with a wonderful frame. It makes no sense whatsoever.

Virgo

Yes, that's my kind of a paradise, bacon like island with two palms and a crappy Virgo sign.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Sagittarius

Some people wear jewelery with their zodiac sing, others don't even bother to remember to which arbitrary category they belong, and there's this guy who apparently lacks any taste whatsoever and likes his zodiac sign a little bit too much. (who would do such a thing ? The wife-beater might give you some hint )

USA Eagle

Is it just me or some tattoo animals have the "please, kill me" face expression ?

Friday, November 23, 2007

Horrible Tat Pack


A nice pack of tattoos from Molly McIsaac. Thanks a lot !

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Turkey ?

In my quest to find a Thanksgiving themed tattoo, I have found this one. At least it seems to be a turkey. 

Cup Of Tea ?

Some time ago this tattoo( Teapot ) aroused some controversies, I hope that this time we can all agree that this one is utterly horrific.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Microscope

Correct me if I'm wrong but is this the pubic area ? If so this tattoo makes kind of more sense .

Found by Mario Haas, Thanks !

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Let's Have A Quiz 3

Hmmmm I see some kind of a beak ... and I have no idea what this is supposed to be

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Alien Pack



I see that the extraterrestrials are through with anal probes, now they are making tattoos, not the best ones though

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Portrait Of A Man

Another victim of a portrait tattoo. Notice how vertical face oval turned into a horizontal one

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Two-Faced

This is what happens when the "eyes behind your head" joke isn't enough

Monday, November 12, 2007

New England Patriots

Here is a vintage NEP logo from 1971 - 1992

And here, a horrible tattoo (they seem to have something in common)

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Bad Hair Day

Do you sometimes wake up with a lead singer and a guitar tangled in your hair ? I hate when that happens.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Couple

That's what I call a crooked smile, they seem to jeer at everything you achieved in life.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Fringe Lady

Have you noticed that portrait tattoos tend to exaggerate the ugliest features of the picture ?

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Unicorn

Why isn't he smiling ? He looks kinda pissed, at least I would be if someone tattooed my severed head around someones navel and make me smell (eat?) my mane for the rest of my life.

Shaggy With A Daisy

Im not sure if this is a tattoo, it looks like one and sure is ugly.

Neckless Tat

Let alone the technique, what is that ? 

Mad Hulk Hogan

And his famous shirt ripping move caught on a smb's leg, truly amazing

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Hug Life

We all know 2pac's motto :

Here's an interesting variation :

And a bonus : 

[some words of explanation:

1. Hug Life is not "horrible" in the strict meaning of this word, it just fits into my collection

2.I know (hope) that the second one is not a real tattoo]

Monkey Love

If you find this romantic, you need to go and see a specialist.

Let's Have A Quiz 2

WTF is this ? Dice tapeworm around an eagle ? 

Four Eyes


The "Eyes at the back of the head" starts to be a tattoo topos, not the best one though

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Racist

He clearly lives in a homogeneous white society when no one would kick his ass for being an idiot.

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit (With a Snake)

None provokes me unpunished - Well, I will. This snake is awful, so is the sign. Is he trying to scare those who criticise his tattoo ?

Ouija Board

Halloween themed tattoo, invite this guy if you ever happen to lost your ouija board. 

Marie Marry Me ?

A step too far in the ongoing quest of unique engagement.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Paradise Lost

Dolphin, parrots, sea at sunset ... what else can you ask for, maybe a little taste but that's my opinion

Fuck You, Pay Me

The simplicity of these words is just astounding.

Crisis

To understand this tattoo better lets look up this word in the dictionary :

Crisis  n.
1. 
a. A crucial or decisive point or situation; a turning point.
b. An unstable condition, as in political, social, or economic affairs, involving an impending abrupt or decisive change.
2. A sudden change in the course of a disease or fever, toward either improvement or deterioration.
3. An emotionally stressful event or traumatic change in a person's life.
4. A point in a story or drama when a conflict reaches its highest tension and must be resolved.

Psycho Mantis

I understand that it was a tough boss, but to tattoo him ? 

Tuesday, October 23, 2007