Play guitar? Smoke riffs? Want to live in Japan?

Tokyo horror/doom masters Church of Misery are in the market for a new guitarist. Do you have what it takes to fill the void? Grow out your hair and fu manchu stache, bone up on your serial killer knowledge, and sell all your possessions for a surplus of cabs and a one way ticket and find out, pussy. The following is their most recent entry from their myspace blog, in perfect Engrish of course:

"We've been auditioning so many new guitarist & we can not got "BEST" one still now.
So we announcing about this again.
<< Guitarist who understand our music & who makes band activity top priority. And living in Tokyo,JAPAN.>>


Please contact us"

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