CAPSLOCK ISN'T REALLY CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
The last week or so has been filled with exciting happenings, some genuine tears, trolls, neat roams and general good hunting and slaughter in the space lanes.
In no particular order . . . .
The Penis Roam that was organized by Helicity Boson was probably the best novelty roam I have ever been on, the fact that x amount of pirates and other like minded souls can all get together like that and go roam and cause mischief makes me all warm inside.
The night got off to a flyer on the first undock as this Advocated Destruction battleship with carrier support melted under the wilt of heavy DPS. A good start. We then ruined the night of an unfortunate lone Vagabond pilot who was somewhat startled by the sight of the fleet that awaited him after jumping into us, he wobbled about and then fell with ease, some pilots complaining they didn't make the mail, such was the brutal deliverance of mega-phallic DPS levels.
The night was eventually over for me when my Thorax popped under sustained fire, but before this demise I was enjoying myself in this epic battle which was fast and furious, electric was running through my veins as we laid down the pain.
Also worth mentioning perhaps was the Providence we almost snagged on the gate, he warped off in deep armour having logged off after presumably realising he was perhaps going to run into trouble after spotting the local count or after intel reports, I'm not quite sure on this and perhaps someone could clear that up? Anyway,the order was given for some of the fleet to jump through in case the Providence made it back to the gate, at this point we didn't realise he had in fact logged sometime before, in hindsight a bubble on the gate would have snagged us a tasty freighter kill. I think?
Camera drones managed to record some archive footage from the roam. I'd also like to thank Helicity for organizing this event and Jones Bones the FC for Fc'in it, oddly enough. Looking forward to the next novelty roam, that is for sure.
I decided to set up my own novelty trolling/ransom channel, just for the lol factor - I don't actually do much ransoming these days as the demand for frozen corpses is much higher.
EVE System > Channel MOTD:DUE TO RECENT ACTS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST AN MCDU AGENT - YOUR CORPSE HAS BEEN CHOSEN AS A POTENTIAL DONOR. The mistreatment of donated bodies is not uncommon. The Universal Anatomical Gifts Act governs the donation of bodies for dissection, research, clone production and transplantation throughout New Eden, but dead people can't file a complaint and many bodies get lost in transit. IF YOU WISH TO OPT OUT THEN RIGHT CLICK ON THE AGENT LISTED BELOW AND GIVE THE REQUESTED SOME OF MONIES WHEN PROMPTED. WE OPERATE ON A CODE OF HONOR AND WILL SET FREE THOSE WHO PAY PROMPTLY. UNFORTUNATELY WE ARE NOT ABLE TO DISCUSS COMPLAINTS OR CONCERNS ON VENTS AS OUR MUM AND DAD ARE SLEEPING AND WE ARE MOST TIMES MEANT TO BE SLEEPING AS WE PROB HAVE SCHOOL IN MORNING. MIURA BULL AGED 15 AND ********* ********** AGED 16 NEARLY 17. THANKYOUCOMEAGAIN!!!
Got some interesting bites.
After swiftly disposing of this pro-looking Catalyst.
[2011.02.08 21:45:10 ] Diaga McCabe > What.
[ 2011.02.08 21:45:14 ] Miura Bull > HALLO
[ 2011.02.08 21:45:26 ] Miura Bull > 5 million isk will release your pod
[ 2011.02.08 21:45:43 ] Diaga McCabe > You think I care about my pod?
[ 2011.02.08 21:45:52 ] Diaga McCabe > loser
This was escalated after I sent him the following trollmail.
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:49
To: Diaga McCabe,
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:50
To: Miura Bull,
Since you didnt hear me, what I sad was, your a Loser.
L-o-s-e-r. Write it down so you dont forget :)
Fail pirate. Fucking dicks alwats in here all day.
kthnxbai
_ _ _
Let the games begin :)
_ _ _
Re: Re: YOU
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:52
To: Diaga McCabe,
I AM THE ONE WITH YOUR CORPSE AND I AM STRICT ANTI-PIRATES WE DO NOT CONDONE PIRACY THANKYOU
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:54
To: Miura Bull,
lol thats why your out hunting smaller ships huh?
Ok, I'm sure. Big ole tough pirate you, bet you feel so badass now huh! how cute XD dick
_ _ _
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:56
To: Diaga McCabe,
YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO ANSWER FOR THIS , YOU DID NOT HAVE A BELT PASS . . AND FOR YOUR NOTES A CTALYST IS A BIGGER SHIP THAN MY FRIGATE BOAT!
THIS IS NOT OVER. I CAN MAKE WAR ON ALL YOUR BOATS SHOULD YOU WISH TO DIS-HONOUR ANTI-PIRATES CODES
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:58
To: Miura Bull,
lol. CAPSLOCK ISNT REALLY CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOl, just so your aware. Dick.
And I have no idea what your talking about, but be assured I am disregarding everything you say. I dont listen to idiots, are you insane or something?
Done wasting my time with you kiddy. Bye now.
_ _ _
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 22:02
To: Diaga McCabe,
DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHO YOU ARE CALLING A KIDDY? I AM 15 AND NOT A KID! IF I WAS YOU I WOULD SHUT UP OR I WILL GET MY BROTHER WHO IS NEARLY 17 TO LOG ON AND HE HAS MORE SKILLZ THAN ME ND HE FLIES A TENGUI BOAT.
FINAL WARNING
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 22:30
To: Miura Bull,
You moron.. Final warning? Final warning for what? You cant do shit, so shut your mouth little kid.
_ _ _
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 22:35
To: Diaga McCabe,
IS THAT YOUR BEST COMEBACK OH MY. I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH. I AM ALSO LAUGHING SO MUCH AT YOUR FIT OMG WHEN MY BROTHER FINISHES PLAYING CALL OF DUTY I AM GOING TO SHOW IT HIM TOO.
GOT TO GO NOW COS SCHOOL IN MORNING. LIKE.
BYE DOUCHE.
O7
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 22:40
To: Miura Bull,
lol.. you really are an idiot, arent you, a first class fucking prickstain. I didn't "combac" anything, I dont argue with dumb little kids. I only pointed out the truth and the truth is you are lame ass kid who thinks it is cool to act all big cos they have played this game for longer than the avergae new guy, it sucks it really sucks.
And lulz that your so lame you need to "show your brother".. So your saying he is as much a loser as you are that this game is important to him? OMG LOOK AT THIS RETARD BROTHER WHILE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!
Your a chump, face it. I am and will always be better then you XD
And no, I dont take this game seriously, so trying to comment on my fits just makes you look incredibly stipid it just makes you look more like a loser :)
---
He then logged off.
Looks like he put me in my place huh? I couldn't stop laughing at this exchange of mails, it was definitely a side splitting occasion and the guy just didn't 'get it' one bit. Ahh, lovely.
During this exchange of mails I also engaged conversation with another happy customer.
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:28 ] Towken Horben > lmao nice thing
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:32 ] Miura Bull > WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:32 ] Towken Horben > lemme just finish reading it
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:38 ] Miura Bull > PAY ME ISK NOW I AM ANTIPIRATES
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:45 ] Miura Bull > LOL
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:07 ] Towken Horben > ok so when did i apparently become a pirate?
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:13 ] Miura Bull > YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO CROSS PALM WITH SILVER
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:27 ] Miura Bull > WHEN YOU HELD THESERPENTIS TO RANSOM IN THE BELTS
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:38 ] Towken Horben > lol the npcs..
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:41 ] Miura Bull > IS THE POD WORTH SAVING?
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:54 ] Towken Horben > this account is like 4 days old
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:57 ] Towken Horben > i don't even have 10mil
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:07 ] Miura Bull > THE SERPENTIS HAVE SPOKEN BE GONE NOW
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:32 ] Miura Bull > Corpse
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:37 ] Towken Horben > ty
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:45 ] Towken Horben > now i don't have to fly back
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:45 ] Saftsuze > YAY!!
[ 2011.02.08 22:01:11 ] Miura Bull > good sport, have a nice day o7
[ 2011.02.08 22:01:17 ] Towken Horben > buy
[ 2011.02.08 22:01:20 ] Towken Horben > bye*
Good humoured fun and no hate mail. I think this guy 'got it'.
Not so good humoured from one angry dude who took a dislike to the RANSM way of Drake dismantling.
From: Melody StarTears
Sent: 2011.02.13 23:24
To: Wensley,
fucking cum dring cock pig fucking whore.
From: Melody StarTears
Sent: 2011.02.13 23:29
To: Ariartus,
fuck you cum drinking pig fucking butt pirate go back to drink your corp buddies fucking cum you fucking suck holes
__ We Lol'd. __
Finally, last night I went on another great Wensley Roam. You can read all about it by clicking on this link right here.
MB.
In no particular order . . . .
The Penis Roam that was organized by Helicity Boson was probably the best novelty roam I have ever been on, the fact that x amount of pirates and other like minded souls can all get together like that and go roam and cause mischief makes me all warm inside.
The night got off to a flyer on the first undock as this Advocated Destruction battleship with carrier support melted under the wilt of heavy DPS. A good start. We then ruined the night of an unfortunate lone Vagabond pilot who was somewhat startled by the sight of the fleet that awaited him after jumping into us, he wobbled about and then fell with ease, some pilots complaining they didn't make the mail, such was the brutal deliverance of mega-phallic DPS levels.
The night was eventually over for me when my Thorax popped under sustained fire, but before this demise I was enjoying myself in this epic battle which was fast and furious, electric was running through my veins as we laid down the pain.
Also worth mentioning perhaps was the Providence we almost snagged on the gate, he warped off in deep armour having logged off after presumably realising he was perhaps going to run into trouble after spotting the local count or after intel reports, I'm not quite sure on this and perhaps someone could clear that up? Anyway,the order was given for some of the fleet to jump through in case the Providence made it back to the gate, at this point we didn't realise he had in fact logged sometime before, in hindsight a bubble on the gate would have snagged us a tasty freighter kill. I think?
Camera drones managed to record some archive footage from the roam. I'd also like to thank Helicity for organizing this event and Jones Bones the FC for Fc'in it, oddly enough. Looking forward to the next novelty roam, that is for sure.
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| A sight to behold - Thorax fleet in formation. |
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| Providence freighter comes under attack on a stargate. |
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| Almost. |
I decided to set up my own novelty trolling/ransom channel, just for the lol factor - I don't actually do much ransoming these days as the demand for frozen corpses is much higher.
EVE System > Channel MOTD:
[2011.02.08 21:45:10 ] Diaga McCabe > What.
[ 2011.02.08 21:45:14 ] Miura Bull > HALLO
[ 2011.02.08 21:45:26 ] Miura Bull > 5 million isk will release your pod
[ 2011.02.08 21:45:43 ] Diaga McCabe > You think I care about my pod?
[ 2011.02.08 21:45:52 ] Diaga McCabe > loser
This was escalated after I sent him the following trollmail.
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:49
To: Diaga McCabe,
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:50
To: Miura Bull,
Since you didnt hear me, what I sad was, your a Loser.
L-o-s-e-r. Write it down so you dont forget :)
Fail pirate. Fucking dicks alwats in here all day.
kthnxbai
_ _ _
Let the games begin :)
_ _ _
Re: Re: YOU
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:52
To: Diaga McCabe,
I AM THE ONE WITH YOUR CORPSE AND I AM STRICT ANTI-PIRATES WE DO NOT CONDONE PIRACY THANKYOU
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:54
To: Miura Bull,
lol thats why your out hunting smaller ships huh?
Ok, I'm sure. Big ole tough pirate you, bet you feel so badass now huh! how cute XD dick
_ _ _
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:56
To: Diaga McCabe,
YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO ANSWER FOR THIS , YOU DID NOT HAVE A BELT PASS . . AND FOR YOUR NOTES A CTALYST IS A BIGGER SHIP THAN MY FRIGATE BOAT!
THIS IS NOT OVER. I CAN MAKE WAR ON ALL YOUR BOATS SHOULD YOU WISH TO DIS-HONOUR ANTI-PIRATES CODES
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 21:58
To: Miura Bull,
lol. CAPSLOCK ISNT REALLY CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOl, just so your aware. Dick.
And I have no idea what your talking about, but be assured I am disregarding everything you say. I dont listen to idiots, are you insane or something?
Done wasting my time with you kiddy. Bye now.
_ _ _
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 22:02
To: Diaga McCabe,
DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHO YOU ARE CALLING A KIDDY? I AM 15 AND NOT A KID! IF I WAS YOU I WOULD SHUT UP OR I WILL GET MY BROTHER WHO IS NEARLY 17 TO LOG ON AND HE HAS MORE SKILLZ THAN ME ND HE FLIES A TENGUI BOAT.
FINAL WARNING
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 22:30
To: Miura Bull,
You moron.. Final warning? Final warning for what? You cant do shit, so shut your mouth little kid.
_ _ _
From: Miura Bull
Sent: 2011.02.08 22:35
To: Diaga McCabe,
IS THAT YOUR BEST COMEBACK OH MY. I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH. I AM ALSO LAUGHING SO MUCH AT YOUR FIT OMG WHEN MY BROTHER FINISHES PLAYING CALL OF DUTY I AM GOING TO SHOW IT HIM TOO.
GOT TO GO NOW COS SCHOOL IN MORNING. LIKE.
BYE DOUCHE.
O7
_ _ _
From: Diaga McCabe
Sent: 2011.02.08 22:40
To: Miura Bull,
lol.. you really are an idiot, arent you, a first class fucking prickstain. I didn't "combac" anything, I dont argue with dumb little kids. I only pointed out the truth and the truth is you are lame ass kid who thinks it is cool to act all big cos they have played this game for longer than the avergae new guy, it sucks it really sucks.
And lulz that your so lame you need to "show your brother".. So your saying he is as much a loser as you are that this game is important to him? OMG LOOK AT THIS RETARD BROTHER WHILE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!
Your a chump, face it. I am and will always be better then you XD
And no, I dont take this game seriously, so trying to comment on my fits just makes you look incredibly stipid it just makes you look more like a loser :)
---
He then logged off.
Looks like he put me in my place huh? I couldn't stop laughing at this exchange of mails, it was definitely a side splitting occasion and the guy just didn't 'get it' one bit. Ahh, lovely.
During this exchange of mails I also engaged conversation with another happy customer.
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:28 ] Towken Horben > lmao nice thing
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:32 ] Miura Bull > WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:32 ] Towken Horben > lemme just finish reading it
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:38 ] Miura Bull > PAY ME ISK NOW I AM ANTIPIRATES
[ 2011.02.08 21:58:45 ] Miura Bull > LOL
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:07 ] Towken Horben > ok so when did i apparently become a pirate?
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:13 ] Miura Bull > YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO CROSS PALM WITH SILVER
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:27 ] Miura Bull > WHEN YOU HELD THESERPENTIS TO RANSOM IN THE BELTS
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:38 ] Towken Horben > lol the npcs..
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:41 ] Miura Bull > IS THE POD WORTH SAVING?
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:54 ] Towken Horben > this account is like 4 days old
[ 2011.02.08 21:59:57 ] Towken Horben > i don't even have 10mil
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:07 ] Miura Bull > THE SERPENTIS HAVE SPOKEN BE GONE NOW
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:32 ] Miura Bull > Corpse
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:37 ] Towken Horben > ty
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:45 ] Towken Horben > now i don't have to fly back
[ 2011.02.08 22:00:45 ] Saftsuze > YAY!!
[ 2011.02.08 22:01:11 ] Miura Bull > good sport, have a nice day o7
[ 2011.02.08 22:01:17 ] Towken Horben > buy
[ 2011.02.08 22:01:20 ] Towken Horben > bye*
Good humoured fun and no hate mail. I think this guy 'got it'.
Not so good humoured from one angry dude who took a dislike to the RANSM way of Drake dismantling.
From: Melody StarTears
Sent: 2011.02.13 23:24
To: Wensley,
fucking cum dring cock pig fucking whore.
From: Melody StarTears
Sent: 2011.02.13 23:29
To: Ariartus,
fuck you cum drinking pig fucking butt pirate go back to drink your corp buddies fucking cum you fucking suck holes
__ We Lol'd. __
Finally, last night I went on another great Wensley Roam. You can read all about it by clicking on this link right here.
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| The Flight of the Hurricane. |
MB.
